Lola has returned from a nice, but less than relaxing vacation to discover that the entire planet has gone completely fucking sideways in her absence. Half of her students have disappeared off the face of her fall schedule, her printer decided TODAY would be a fabulous time to shit the bed and not allow her to complete paperwork for a new job, the adorable new puppy has taken it upon herself to remodel the doorways with her teeth, and the New England Patriots not only traded Richard Seymour to the Raiders (of all the good-for-nothing motherfu...), and they allowed Teddy Bruschi to retire. She's thinkin' maybe she should have stayed at the lake. Oh, and her thumb is still a wretched mess.
Monday, September 7, 2009
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