It would appear that Lola is a somewhat maudlin character from time to time. Since her last wayward musings, she has snapped out of her funk and realized that all things happen for a reason, whether we know that reason or not. She has also realized that in the last few months she has been extremely remiss in updating this blog. On the bright side, the picture on the blog is of Lake Winni, where she spends a week each summer, and that week is just around the corner! Woo-hoo!! Lola prepares for another interesting, and usually hilarious week with her peeps at the Lake, her annual "reset" button before tackling young minds at school. Truly important life lessons that Lola has learned in the past from camping at the lake:
1.) The bike must be in neutral to start it, regardless of its behavior in the past
2.) Noodles on for safety
3.) Beer bottles do not float
4.) Nor does a dismembered fishing reel
5.) Yes, you can wear a bridesmaid's dress in the woods. As long as there are flip-flops to go with it
6.) Poker is apparently not as hard as people make it out to be, as long as you take away all the other players' chips :)
7.) You can get moose on any article of clothing. Print, not the actual animal
8.) Yes, bears DO shit in the woods
9.) No, mosquitoes DON'T care if you are bathed in deet
10.) Anything you say in front of a toddler WILL be repeated at an inopportune moment